I am grateful for coffee because:
- It is fast and cheap energy.
- It provides aromatherapy.
- It’s a reason to stop working.
- It’s a reason to take a break.
- It’s warm.
- It tastes okay.
- It’s versatile.
- How did they figure out how to make it?
- It’s apparently healthy.
- It brings people together.
- It’s almost always bottomless at restaurants.
- It’s a non-alcoholic ice breaker.